Wednesday, September 12, 2007

Do's and Don'ts

HOW TO...

1. Lose the respect of your fellow physicians: Use a patient's permanent medical record to joke about the innuendo-laden flirtations that you and the patient regularly exchange.

2. Get poor medical care: Tell otherwise diligent doctors how to do their job and insist on VIP treatment.

3. Reclaim your humanity at the end of a long and stressful day in the ER: Take a few extra moments to make sure a patient can call her kids to let them know she's okay. Kudos to Dr. Bos.

4.
Know if someone's sick or just crazy: I wish I knew.

1 comment:

Unknown said...

Amazing wisdom for four short years. Please keep it up. Just back from Wisconsin.